Thursday, April 29, 2010

Wisdom

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information & wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated & happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, good grief... look how smart I am!!!

2 comments:

Chas-man said...

Also known as a "smart @$$"

Anonymous said...

And that is why I am known as a Smart Ass. Just ask David on a bad day.